My Brainwaves are Powerful!

This is an exercise of Group Metaphysics using my Brainwave Pattern Sheet. Why MY brain waves? Let me explain.

This is a bona fide copy of my brain waves.

Not too long ago I was feeling faint, got a little dizzy, and I got a little worried and I decided to call a doctor, an old family friend, who’s taken care of me for years. As a matter of fact, he is a brain specialist. Well, Doc came to my house and was alarmed at how weak I looked. He made me promise to come down to the hospital so he could hook me up to an electroencephalogram, which is a special machine that measures your brainwaves. And so he strapped me into the machine and he says, ‘Julia!’ he says to me. ‘These are the most amazing brain waves I have ever seen in my entire medical career.’ He was all excited and said, ‘They show an enormous amount of mental energy. I know you are psychic, but this is ridiculous.’

And then he said, ‘If more people had brainwaves like these, there’d be more successful people in the world.’ And I decided then and there that I was going to do something about it. Now you too can have the same brainwave pattern as I have. You too can realize your dreams as I have. You too can plug into the divine pattern as I have. How does it work? In just a moment, I am going to ask you to press your forehead against my Brainwave Pattern Sheet.

Hold in place for one full minute. No less. I am going to ask you to concentrate on synchronizing your brainwave pattern with mine. I then receive your thoughts and unblock your psychic logjams. You will begin to feel into the larger brainwave pattern formed by this activity. Everybody, press and… GO!

Think about money. Breathe into your center. Think about money.

Now back off your computer screen.

I felt that! Soon you’ll see the money train headin’ your way and I hope you can see it, catch it and hogtie it when it comes down your pike. If you don’t know how to see financial opportunity, you are not the first. Here I give you the brainwave to opportunity, but how does it work for you? You're just going to have to call me for a private session!

Craigslist Q&A: Sad Man

From Craigslist:

Q: I am 30 years old and I have no friends and no family. Do you know what that means? Can anyone comprehend what it's like to not have ONE person in this world? My mother is dead, I have no idea where my father is and i have no siblings. No other family that I know of. I also have no friends at all, not even 1 close friend, and no significant other/partner/not even a FWB. Yeah a lot of it is through my own fault. Anyway, the holidays make me so depressed, i feel like dying.

A: Dear Sad,
Suicide is never the answer, but this is not a one-size-fits-all world. I would never recommend a potential follower try suicide, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. Go for it! If it's this bad at 30 then you're really going to hate 40!

Talking Terrorism

A lot of people say I talk too much about terrorism. I'll be standing there on some playground, telling a bunch of preschoolers about all the people in other countries who want to kill their mommies and daddies and every single time some liberal parent calls the police and then one thing leads to another and always, right before they tase me, I say, "What about MY freedom of speech?" That makes them think.

Step by step, we're going to win this, America!

Craigslist Q&A: Mr. Presence

From Craigslist:

Q: I felt your presence here for awhile. I don't anymore. I get random responses that I'm sure - I think(?) - aren't you. It leaves me feeling empty and frustrated :-(. If you're here and you know I'm here...let me know. If not, I think I'll give CL a break.

A: No, she is not here. But do you know who is always here? Do you know who will never leave you? Do you know who will be there for you in all your times of need whether you like it or not?

If you guessed Dr. Julia Wonder then give yourself a cigar!
(And - lucky you - right now I happen to be accepting new students!)

A Prediction for Carson M. in South Carolina

You worry a lot about your health. Eating the right things and staying fit and keeping your cholesterol down. Well, forget it. What's going to kill you is being attacked by hobos, and there's nothing you can do about it.