Janine Turner: American SHE-ro

Yesterday I mentioned a personal hero of mine: Janine Turner. I think we all remember her for appearing on the silver screen opposite peoples like Sylvester Stallone in CLIFFHANGER and starring in the LEAVE IT TO BEAVER feature film. While a lot of America knows her best as the once-adorable Maggie O'Connell on television show Northern Exposure, I remember her most for Christoga, a Christian form of yoga she promoted.

Many of you will be surprised that she is a big player in the conservative movement today! In the past 15 years she has contributed close to $7000 of her own money to conservative candidates. That ought to buy her a seat at the table!

She is also the founder and co-chair of Constituting America. They do all kinds of things, including taking art from childrens and putting it online:


Our Founding Fathers being visited
by ET the Extraterrestial!




Look out, Betsy Ross!
That eagle just stole your pencil!
Don't worry. It's an American Eagle.

It's probably only borrowing it.


But Janine is not just taking art from children! She is also making her own art with writing! You can see it over here. She has a good plan that involves cars to constitute America all over again. It has a great catchphrase that I think says what we all are thinking:

"If we see it, we will come."

Agreed!

She also writes:

"If we do a 180 and turn around, shining the headlights of our car on the Constitution, then we may set off a momentum that will shift our country back to its founding principles."

I agree with that too! In fact, I approve of her plan a lot because her plan means we never have to get out of our cars and do a lot of walking to fix America which, frankly, is what is wrong with most plans to constitute America. Let's drive back to our Constitution. And if you are a fattie you can drive back in your motorized Rascal Scooter.


She is not a fattie, but that's okay.
Lazy people can constitute America, too!

So come on, America. You have no excuse because Janine has come up with a plan to let us all stay in our cars while we are revolting!

1 comment:

  1. Something weird about this. She keeps talking about cars but look at the photo. Motorized scooter. Said herself it's for fatties (oh shut up I can see it--that's a MODEL put on there to SELL the scooters to FATTIES, just like this Wonder babe said. So how does she know so much abou them? She evens keeps PHOTOS of the things? You ever seen a picture of here here that showed anything below her neck?? Yeah, NOW you're figuring it out. She's a GREAT BIG 300 POUND FAT WOMAN!

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