Walking

Can you tell me what these two people have in common?

Caveman

Black Person

That's right. Although they are separated by thousands of years, they both walk the same way. Isn't that crazy? We don't eat raw meat, or hunt with flint spears or ride dinosaurs, or any of the other things our caveman ancestors did but we still walk the exact same way.

This will not do.

We need an evolution in our walking or we will always be Poor Walkers (PWs).

Now those smarty boys did invent that Segway machine but they did not anticipate on the JF (Jackass Factor) that makes everyone who rides one of those things look like a jackass.

Ask yourself: what is the future of walking?

Crickets. Am I right?

Now ask me. Go on. Ask me.

Dr. Wonder, what is the future of walking?

Answer: The Future of Walking is Walking Normally (WN). This is a technique that I have developed at my Center for Applied Metaphysics (CAMP) and I teach it at my classes and workshops. It is more difficult than you can imagine. Because most people do not know how to WN (Walk Normally). Look at this, some scientist trying to steal my ideas and using technology and robots to make himself walk normally.




The folks at Honda may be smarty pants but they have to stick a robot up their butts to walk normally and I say:

"Stick a robot up his butt and a man will walk normally for a day. Teach a man how to Walk Normally according to Dr. Julia Wonder's copyrighted Walking Normally Program, and he will Walk Normally for the rest of his life."

Many of you are twitching your legs with anticipation (or you have Restless Leg Syndrome to which I say: Braindiamond 11-42) and so I want to hit you with an idea. Chew this one over in your brain:

The first step to walking normally is to understand that there is no such thing as walking.

You sleep on that and when you figure it out, we'll move on to step two!