A Thanksgiving Prayer

Every Thanksgiving I say a little prayer that I think you might enjoy too as we enter into the holiday season which is full of thinks to be thankful of for.

Dear Ultimate Being....



Thank you for the poor and the needy for
without them I would be lost.



Thank you for the children, who show us
through their daily actions what it is like
to be innocent and pure.



And thank you for the animals who do this also.


Thank you for our President who keeps
America strong and safe.
[If a Democrat is in the White House,
this line can be omitted]

Thank you for conceal carry laws that keep
our streets free of crime and perversion and thank you
for the brave teachers who also carry weapons
at school so they can keep our children who teach
us to be innocent and pure safe from criminal influence.

Thank you for the Border Wall
because it keeps our deserts free of the
dead bodies of the poor and needy.

Thank you for the Supermax prisons because
they keeps the terrorists and un-Americans
away from the good people.

Thank you for the Area 51 where our
government is trying to unravel the
mysteries of space and time.

Thank you for the alien life forms who
visits us on a regular basis and give a thrill
to the shut-ins and the crazies who all too often
don't even hear from their children
on the phone anymore.

Thank you for squirrels, who provide a
source of nutrition and keeps
the bird population under control.



Thank you for cars that keep
the squirrel population under control.

But most of all, Supreme Being, I think I
speak for everyone when I say: Thank you for me!

Sincerely yours,

Dr. Julia Wonder!