That's right, Martha Gomp, the powerful forces I'm picking up with my extrasensorics will give you unprecedented luck, love, money and influence over others. That's virtually a full three hours when you will be in a near-ideal position to take charge of your destiny.
Some things you could do during that period?
- get a new job!
- move to a new home!
- have that operation you've been putting off!
- rotate your mattress!
The possibilities are limitless. But after that window of psychic opportunity has passed, it's all downhill for you. That's right - you'll still be taking care of your mother, you'll still wonder why your cat pee pees on every single item of clothing that you meant to return to the store, you'll still hope that your son - Matthew Gomp Jr. - will call you on the phone one night (but he never will) and you will still be working at Shady Groves Rest Home. And yes, you'll still have to make ends meet by taking on freelance babysitting jobs for the elderly, including Mr. Rotuna of Rural Route 1, Station 37.
But in that three hour window, you could maybe change it all.
Martha, it doesn't have to be this way.
Call me now !
Call me now !
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