Keep Ground Zero All American

If you hear the news, then you have heard of the mosk that's getting built down there around Ground Zero where all those brave Americans fought off those attacks by the airplanes back on 9/11. This is not American! The only things that should be down around Ground Zero are good American things, not dirty things from other countries. Ground Zero and the area around it should celebrate the pride we have in our country. Here are some American things from right around Ground Zero that truly represent our country and the fighting spirit of the American people:

God Bless Thunder Lingerie, but it's the promise
of "And more..." in that sign that
truly makes it All-American!


If you're touring Ground Zero and you get hungry
for some buffalo wings and naked girls
shaking their hoo-hahs then the Pussycat Lounge
is just around the corner.
Convenience is what made America great!



Nothing honors our fallen soldiers at Ground Zero more than
The Patriot. $6.50 pitchers! $2 draft! And
the bar tenders are all girls wearing bikinis.
Somewhere our Founding Fathers are smiling.
Let's hope they have plenty of singles
because tipping is the American Way!



Patriots at The Patriot showing Osama
some of our weapons of mass destruction.
God Bless the USA!


This dummy can't even spell mosk right.
This is the kind of picture that winds up
on the news and makes America look bad overseas.